"You make everything gay and stupid."
- Sierra, Doctor/Jamie shipper and producer of Inspector Spacetime
"Looks kind of like Billie Piper with short hair!"
- Molly, editor of Jewish Life Magazine and Elvis impersonator
"You horrify me." - Anonymous
"The only person that could play a lesbian Doctor and make it work." - Kyle, Rainbow Dash in half-human (half-cyborg, and additionally one-third-spaghetti) form
"You're, like, so deep. Can I just put you in my pocket and take you to, like, Haiti and places where you can be deep like a well for all the people dying of dehydration?" - Carolyn, chipotle addict and the Donna to my Doctor